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BOY
: May I hold your hand?
GIRL
: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL
: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY
: You love me...
GIRL
: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY
: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL
: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY
: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL
: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY
: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY
: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL
: How soon??
BOY
: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL
: Yes, but would you stay there??
WIFE
: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.
MARY
: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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